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SCOTUS Hates Women; Reaffirms Notion That Women Can't Control Their Own Bodies

Women are lustful cockmonsters that would gladly fuck the homeless guy on the corner if they knew they would immediately get pregnant, and be able to live off of welfare, all the while sitting on their useless butts waiting for another man to come along and impregnate them. Or so the majority opinion of the Supreme…

DARPA Unveils Over 100 Current Projects to the Press in Pentagon Courtyard

DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency) held a "science fair" today in the Pentagon courtyard, unveiling over 100 current projects ranging from the DEKA arm system to "unhackable" quadracopters to augmented reality helmets. The best thing about this is that it is the most open DARPA has been in 7 years. …

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Operation American Spring, aka a Treasonous Plot Borne Out of Patriotic Stupidity

Apparently, a group of self-stylized American Patriots are so fed up with the federal government that they have organized a protest in Washington, D.C. this Friday. Similarly reform-minded as those individuals involved in Occupy Wall Street, it will certainly be interesting to see if they reach their goal of…